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Legal Definitions - absoile

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Definition of absoile

absoile

Absoile is a verb that means to absolve or clear someone of guilt or blame.

  • The judge absoiled the defendant of all charges.
  • After confessing to the crime, the priest absoiled the sinner of their sins.

These examples show how absoile is used to describe the act of clearing someone of wrongdoing. In the first example, the judge absolves the defendant of all charges, meaning they are no longer considered guilty. In the second example, the priest absolves the sinner of their sins, meaning they are forgiven and their guilt is lifted.

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Simple Definition

Term: absoile

Definition: Absoile is a word that means the same thing as assoil. Assoil means to free someone from guilt or blame. So, absoile means to free someone from guilt or blame too.

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