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Legal Definitions - dram

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Definition of dram

Definition: A unit of measurement for liquids, equal to 1/8 of an ounce. It is also used to refer to a small amount of any liquid, especially alcohol.

Examples:

  • A pharmacist may measure out a dram of medicine for a patient.
  • He poured himself a dram of whiskey before bed.
  • She only needed a dram of vanilla extract for the recipe.

The examples illustrate how a dram can refer to a specific measurement of liquid, or a small amount of any liquid. In the first example, a pharmacist is using a dram as a precise measurement for medicine. In the second example, the person is using a dram to refer to a small amount of whiskey. In the third example, the person only needs a small amount of vanilla extract, which can be referred to as a dram.

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Simple Definition

DRAM: A small amount of liquid, like a sip of a drink. It's also a way to measure liquids, like a tiny cup that holds 1/8 of an ounce.

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