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Legal Definitions - fertile octogenarian

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Definition of fertile octogenarian

Definition: An unrealistic belief that any person, regardless of age, infirmity, or physical deficiency, is capable of having a child. This notion can cause legal issues, such as property title disputes, if someone is waiting for a potential sibling to be born before inheriting property.

Example 1: A 90-year-old woman believes she can still have a child and refuses to update her will to include her grandchildren as beneficiaries. This causes a legal battle between her children and grandchildren after her death.

Example 2: A man with a severe genetic disorder believes he can father a child despite medical professionals advising against it. He spends thousands of dollars on fertility treatments, but ultimately is unable to conceive.

These examples illustrate how the belief in a fertile octogenarian can lead to unrealistic expectations and legal issues. It is important to understand the limitations of the human body and seek professional advice before making important decisions.

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Simple Definition

A fertile octogenarian is a belief that someone, regardless of their age or physical condition, can still have a child. This idea is unrealistic and untrue. It can cause problems when it comes to passing on property to children, as it may delay the process unnecessarily. Many states have laws to prevent this from happening.

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